Shipping policy

SHIPPING IS NOT FREE!!!! SEE SHIPPING IN MY CATALOG. IT'S LISTED AS A PRODUCT WITH APPROXIMATE SHIPPING RATES BASED ON YOUR STATE. THERE AS A SCALE, PLEASE CONTACT US FOR EXACT RATE. WE'RE THE CHEAPEST!

*SHIPPING OF LARGE, NON PARCEL ITEMS ONE DAY TO 24 WEEK LEAD TIME. MOST PIECES DELIVERED WITHIN 4, 5, 6 WEEKS. IF VIA BOB), ME!, 🥳🚛🐶, ONCE MY TRUCK IS FULL AND MY ROUTE IS ESTABLISHED, I'LL BE IN TOUCH WITH AN ETA. IF YOUR PURCHASE IS AT THE BEGINNING OF THAT PROCESS, LONGER LEAD TIME, IF AT THE END, SHORTER LEAD TIME. THERE WILL BE NO 'UPDATES' WHILE WAITING FOR SHIPMENTS. THIS ISN'T LAZINESS OR LACK OF CUSTOMER SERVICE IN ANY SIZE, SHAPE OR FORM! ON MY END, IT HAPPENS ONCE MY TRUCK IS FULL. THOSE FINAL ORDERS DICTATE MY ENTIRE ROUTE, THEREFORE ANY AND ALL UPDATES PRIOR TO THAT WILL CERTAINLY CHANGE MAKING UPDATES COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND A WASTE OF PRECIOUS TIME. AS FAR AS SUBBED SHIPPERS, THEY CAN TELL ME TOMORROW FOR PICK UP, THEN NO SHOW, THEN NEXT WEEK, THEN NO SHOW, THEN 3 MORE WEEKS, AND SHOW. ANY UPDATES BECOME A WASTE OF PRECIOUS TIME. SHIPPERS LIE. SHIPPERS ROUTES, SCHEDULES VARY DAILY. PHYSICALLY HERE AND PRESENT IS WHEN THE 'UPDATE' WILL HAPPEN!! MY DELIVERIES OCCUR 24 HOURS A DAY! UNLESS IT'S A LARGE ITEM, PLEASE HAVE A PORCH, GARAGE, UNLOCKED VEHICLE, NEIGHBOR, ETC AVAILABLE TO RECEIVE YOUR ITEM(S) IF NOT AVAILABLE DURING DELIVERY. IF VIA A SUBBED SHIPPER, I'LL BE IN TOUCH WHEN SHIPPER IS PHYSICALLY HERE PICKING UP, SHIPPER WILL COMMUNICATE THEREAFTER TO ARRANGE DELIVERY. PARCEL ITEMS SHIP NEXT DAY TO 60 DAYS. MY ITEMS ARE NOT SIMPLE, EASY PRODUCTS YOU JUST WRAP A PIECE OF BUBBLE WRAP OVER AND THROW IN A BOX.... THEY'RE COMPLICATED AND REQUIRE ADEQUATE MATERIALS, TIME AND PREPARATION.... PLEASE BE PATIENT. UNLESS IT'S DAY 61, I WILL NO LONGER ANSWER "DO YOU HAVE THE TRACKING INFO?" , "WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?" , ETC ETC REGARDING PARCEL SHIPMENTS. JUST AS SOON AS I DO HAVE IT, I PROMISE YOU, YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. IT IS SUCH AN UNNECESSARY AND NOW, UNACCEPTABLE!, WASTE OF PRECIOUS TIME WHICH I AM PARTICIPATING IN ON A DAILY BASIS. NO MAS! MY LEAD TIME WAS DISCUSSED PRIOR TO PURCHASE, IF THAT WAS ACCEPTABLE THEN, NOTHING HAS CHANGED 2 DAYS LATER. THIS WILL BE/WAS COMMUNICATED PRIOR TO PURCHASE IF THERE WAS ANY COMMUNICATION. IF NOT, I CAN ONLY BELIEVE YOU READ MY POLICIES PRIOR TO ORDERING. ALL PARCEL SHIPMENTS WILL BE INSURED FOR TOTAL ORDER AMOUNT. SHIPPING ROUTES VARY. SHIPPER ASSUMES ALL LIABILITY ONCE PICKED UP. SUBBED SHIPPERS ARE THEIR OWN ENTITY. IF BOOKED WITH A SUBBED SHIPPER, PLEASE UNDERSTAND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OVER HOW THEY OPERATE THEIR BUSINESS. I AM A SMALL BUSINESS!!..I AM NOT A CORPORATE MONOPOLY BEHEMOTH LIKE AMAZON/FEDEX/UPS/ETC/ETC!! I DO NOT SHIP DAILY!! I SHIP IN BATCHES 2~3 TIMES PER MONTH. PLEASE BE PATIENT!!!! THESE AREN'T SMALL PARCEL ITEMS! SHIPPING FURNITURE ISN'T EASY! ALSO REMEMBER, IT'S JUST FURNITURE FOLKS!...LOVELY, UNIQUE, ONE OF A KIND FURNITURE AND I KNOW YOU'RE SUPER EXCITED, STILL, JUST FURNITURE!, CHILLAX! TRANQUILO! 🤗⏳🥰⌛😇 PROMISE IT'S COMING!! EXPEDITED SHIPPING FOR EITHER PARCEL OR NON PARCEL ITEMS IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE. THE NORM IS CHEAPEST SHIPPING POSSIBLE. IF THAT'S NOT THE CASE, PLEASE ADVISE. 🚛🚚

**WILL CALL AVAILABLE. FOURTEEN DAYS TO PICKUP SOLD ITEMS LOCALLY. THIRTY DAYS FOR INTERSTATE/OUT-OF-STATE WILL CALL. STORAGE FEES WILL INCUR IF NOT PICKED UP IN ALLOCATED TIME. PLEASE COMMUNICATE.